Monday, November 18, 2013

The Underboobs



The Singapore police were called in for an…underboob?

If you, like me, are wondering what’s an underboob, you can wonder no more! The underboob is “the bottom part of the breasts”. Recently at the Anime Festival Asia, the Singapore Police were called in when a woman made a complaint that a cosplayer was wearing an indecent costume because her underboobs were showing.

The police came, saw the costume in question and left. Now some people are framing this incident as a matter of culture clash, with the conservative church-going woman against a girl with more liberal leanings. I disagree.

Seeing the costume in question, I can’t help but think the woman who made the complain has nothing else better to do. I just cannot take the complain seriously because you can see people wearing far worse almost any day of the week. You go to a beach and you probably see at least one woman in a bikini showing off her top, side and under boobs. All at the same time!

This costume is nothing compared to them. 

13 comments:

Gar said...

Oh my. Searching for underboobs is going to be my new favorite pastime!

That, and kicking uptight people in the shins.

Ghost said...

Yup, before we know it people will be looking for overboob, topboob, sideboob, underboob, frontboob, backboob...basically anything with boob in them.

theonion said...

Ghost

To use the beach situation is a misnomer and does not add to your argument.

If you refer to party goers, that would make more sense

Ghost said...

Party or beach; boobs are boobs.

theonion said...

Ghost

Context is everything.

Anonymous said...

Very well said man. Honesty at its most refreshing!

Ghost said...

That's what I'm aiming for; the truth...no matter how terrible it sounds!

cannonspike88 said...

I love this!

S8829916G said...

Mine aren't as perfectly round as hers... Envy

Garcia said...

My boobs are small and saggy, not as perky as hers!

Frances Shawn said...

Me too! Mine are tiny and sagging...

Mary Rogers said...

Saggy boobs can't wear this cosplay costume...

gmc336688 said...

Wow... Had been 12 years past time beyond... Surely her breasts cannot be that perfect round perky as before in her youth... She is an late 30s auntie... Middle age like me by now... Went down with gravity natural cause sadly, like my also...