"Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!" The famous Santa Claus greeting is heard around the world every Christmas...expect Australia!
Why, you asked? Because Australia have been told not to use the traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women. Instead been instructed to say "ha ha ha".
They're right. Ha ha ha! What a joke. I thought this was a joke at first but it's for real. What's next; every Chinese in Australia with the surname 'Ho' must change their name?